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Uma velhinha vai ao médico e pede para que lhe ajude e reviver o apetite sexual de seu marido.
- Que tal se tentarmos o Viagra? – diz o médico.
- Não tem jeito doutor, diz a anciã.
- Meu marido não toma nem Aspirina para dor de cabeça.
- Não tem problema, diz o médico.
- Misture o Viagra no lanche sem que ele saiba. Volte em uma semana e me conte como foi.
Na semana seguinte volta a velhinha ao médico e lhe diz:
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- Mas o que aconteceu??? – pergunta o médico.
- A Sra. seguiu minhas instruções ao pé da letra???
- Sim, como não doutor – diz a velhinha – Misturei o Viagra no lanche sem que ele soubesse e o efeito foi imediato. Ele levantou-se da cadeira jogou tudo o que estava sobre a mesa no chão, arrancou toda a minha roupa e fizemos amor de forma apaixonada. FOI HORRRRÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍVEL… Doutor, FOI HORRRRÍÍÍÍÍÍÍVEL !!
- Mas porque foi horrível? – pergunta o médico – O sexo não foi bom?
- Não doutor – responde a velhinha – Foi o melhor sexo que tivemos em 25 anos, mas… Acho que nunca mais vou ter cara para entrar no McDonald´s…
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